Chapter 08·2023
The ten-dollar era
Then people started hearing about ChatGPT, and the gig woke up. What that actually meant: I was selling prompts for ten dollars. I'd put four or five hours into a ten-dollar order, then spend more hours in disputes with buyers trying to shake free work out of me. I lived in fear of the review bar, protecting a perfect five stars from people who were not always fair. Hours away from my family, for almost nothing. Soul-crushing is the honest word.
The tools didn't help. This was the davinci era: four-thousand-token context windows, no memory, nothing agentic. Everything anyone called an AI app was a chatbot in a trench coat, and I Frankensteined every single one together by hand.
Month four, I closed my first ten-thousand-dollar deal and told everyone I knew. Then I went shopping for developers to build it, and they politely explained the thing I'd sold cost twenty thousand to build. I spent six weeks begging for help before refunding the client. I felt like a failure and a sham. But the lesson I hung my hat on was this: somebody had decided, in less than a day, that my idea was worth ten grand. The market was real. My order of operations was wrong. Fix the order, keep the market.
By the end of that run the gig ranked number one in the world for the keyword prompt engineer, pulling fifty to a hundred thousand impressions a month. The ten-dollar era had bought me the thing no shortcut sells: reps.
To make sure there would never be a business number forty-four, I did something a little unhinged. I ordered a sweater that said 43rd time's the charm in every color, and I started filming myself on YouTube wearing it, low quality and all. Putting it on the internet was the whole point. If the world could watch me try, I had no quiet way to quit. This one had to work, so I gave myself no other choice. I still wear the sweater.